I tried to put toothpaste on as deodorant this morning.
I got out of the shower, and the next thing I do every morning is put on deodorant. I opened the medicine cabinet...and reached for the toothpaste.
At this point, one might think I would realize my mistake.
I took the toothpaste in hand, took the cap off, raised my right arm exposing my armpit to apply, raised the toothpaste....
And the only reason, the only reason, that I didn't put on toothpaste this morning as deodorant is because I thought to myself, "How am I going to squeeze this onto my armpit?"
Thursday, May 03, 2007
I must be tired
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4 comments:
Awesome.
If it makes you feel any better I tried to put face wash on my toothbrush. The only reason it didn't happen was because I shook it upside down and it splashed into the sink first. My initial thought after that happened was 'oh man, I missed'. And then I realized, 'oh, that's facial scrub'.
Ahh, it's been a while Scott. I'm glad I found your blog. I can actually see this happen' to you. Too funny.
love it!
-kristin
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